SUCH IS LIFE
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends and if they are normal well guess what.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
It has been discovered that research causes cancer in mice.
Always remember to pillage before you burn.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Jerry's law: you cannot fall off the floor.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everyone hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
A diplomat is somebody who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on you way.
Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly dispersed.
Send This Page to a Friend