A new pastor moved into a town, and
he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came
upon this one house.
It was obvious that someone was home,
but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.
Finally he took out his card, wrote on the back
and stuck it on the back of
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear
my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him,
and he with me."
Later in the week, as he was counting
the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message
was the notation
"And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked: so I hid myself."