Lost Verses of Genesis
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, and moping around.
God came to Adam and asked him "What is the matter with you today Adam?"
Adam replied, "I haven't got anyone to talk to."
So God said "I have been thinking of creating a perfect companion for You. This companion will be different than man so I will create it to be a woman." He went on, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will be the first to admit she is wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you want it."
Adam said, " Wow that sounds great, so what would something like that cost a guy like me?"
God replied, "That model will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought about it for awhile and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history...
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