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Mommy's Brownie DaisyRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.

Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyRemove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr. "no, no."
Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyTake shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards.
Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyTake shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyApply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.
Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyTake smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyTake telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyCall operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill.
Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyLet cat out of refrigerator.
Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25 minutes.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyRescue cat and take razor away from Jr.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyExplain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyLet cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

Mommy's Brownies Teddy Bear

Mommy's Brownie Frosting

Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1/4 cup margarine

Mommy's Brownie DaisyTake the darn teddy bear out of the @#$%oven and throw it away -- far away.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyAnswer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr. had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyPut Jr. in playpen.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyAnswer the door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyPromise to pay for ruined carpet.
Mommy's Brownie DaisyTie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burnt brownies from oven

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