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IS THIS your BOSS?
Boss' last words at the employee meeting: "We are going to keep having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."
Quote from the boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
Motivational sign at work from the boss: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Another quote from the boss: " We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."
My boss often gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory.
My boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.
He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.
Some people climb the ladder of success. My boss walked under it .
Quote from the boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: "I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project."
Boss to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level position."
Quote from a telephone inquiry: "We are only hiring one summer intern this year and we don't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."
I thought my boss was a jerk, I quit to work for myself. My new boss is a jerk, too... but at least I respect him.
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