IS THIS YOUR BOSS?

Boss' last words at the employee meeting:  "We are going to keep having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."

Quote from the boss...  "I didn't say it was your fault.  I said I was going to blame you."

Motivational sign at work from the boss:  The beatings will continue until morale  improves.

Another quote from the boss:  " We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

My boss often gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory.

My boss needs a surge protector.  That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.

He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

Some people climb the ladder of success.  My boss walked under it .

Quote from the boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution:  "I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project."

Boss to job candidate:  "I see you've had no computer training.  Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level position."

Quote from a telephone inquiry:  "We are only hiring one summer intern this year and we don't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."

I thought my boss was a jerk, I quit to work for myself.  My new boss is a jerk,  too...  but at least I respect him.