An atheist was swimming in the ocean. He saw a shark in the water and started swimming for his boat. As he looked back, he saw the shark turn and head towards him.
His boat was still a ways off and he started swimming like crazy. He was scared to death, and turned to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in horrific splendor.
The atheist screamed "Oh my God, save me!" In an instant, time froze and a bright light shone down from above. The man was motionless in the water when he heard the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Aghast with confusion, and knowing it was true and he couldn't lie, the man replied "Well, that's true, I don't believe in you, but what about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?" The Lord replied, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens, and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looked back he could see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him when all of a sudden, the shark stops and pulls back. Shocked, the man looked at the shark as the huge beast closed his eyes and bowed his head, and said "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."
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